the brighter colors

today laura found out about prehensile animal wangs.

realigning:

femmemirage:

nympholepsy:

realigning:

[16:19] <Laura> OH MY GOD I AM JUST IMAGINING A COCK WIGGLING LIKE A WORM NOW

this one is my fault

also fuck you for this tag we’re not friends anymore

<kayraptor> when dolphins orgasm it’s enough to decapitate someone
<kayraptor> just
<kayraptor> fyi
<kayraptor> laura
<liisu> yeah i wasn’t kidding
<takhys> This.
<Laura> yes >_>
<liisu> about the shotgun thing
<kayraptor> that’s why people who have sex with dolphins are doomed.
<takhys> This is what I return to.
<Laura> WAIT WHAT
<Laura> WHAT
<kayraptor> oh yeah there’s a website
<liisu> yeah people fuck dolphins
<kayraptor> about people who have sex with dolphins
<liisu> that’s a thing that occurs
<ariel> YES THERE’S LIKE
<Laura> DECAPITATE
<Laura> WHAT
<ariel> A LOVINGLY DETAILED GUIDE
<ariel> THAT’S WHERE I READ ABOUT DOLPHIN DICKS
<ariel> HE DESCRIBES THEM IN MINUTE DETAIL

[16:26] <Atreyu> i need to figure out how whales have sex actually

<Atreyu> this explains so much about japanese tentacle porn

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